* Kids on buses or trams. They are loud. They are annoying as hell and especially in the morning when you're tired as fuck and just want some freaking peace and quiet. AND THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. Can't they just sit down and be calm and nice for one second :(
* People who walks abnormally slowly or decides that it's an awesome idea to just stop and stand in a small group and talk/be an idiot in the middle of somewhere people are walking. WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY WAY PLEASE. JUST MOVE. DON'T STAND HERE, PEOPLE ARE WALKING, I'M IN A CONSTANT HURRY AND YOU'RE RUINING MY PERFECT PACE. JUST DIE AND GTFO.
* People who complain and "brag" about a personal problem of theirs, writing on the internet about how hard it is on them etc etc etc when it's really something you just DON'T talk about like that. You are clearly just an attention whore who are fishing for pity. asdfghjkl.
* Girls at concerts, bragging about them meeting the band and everyone loves that person immediately. Can I just puke all over you? Not only because I'm jelly of you, but also because shut up. JUST SHUUUUT UUUUUUP. /Freeny knows/
* When a couple decides to make out wildly in front of me on the tram/bus. Get a room ok? It's cute and all, but seriously, I don't enjoy watching you ugly fucks eating each others faces when I just had lunch. Thanks bye.
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Please note: I love exaggerating. All of the above should be taken with a grain of salt.
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